February 2012
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Only in the midwest...
jakestangel:
…. would you be eating dinner at a crowded restaurant bar by yourself, reading the NYTimes on your iphone, sweetly eating your salad, and the groups to the left AND right of you both engage you in a lovely, prolonged conversation about XC skiing, cheese curds, medicine, healthcare, photography, Chicago, Paris, and San Francisco. I love it.
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Chat with daughter
Father: I made you a hard-boiled egg do you want it now?
Daughter: Is it a fart?
Father: Huh?
Daughter: They smell like farts and taste like farts, so is it a fart?
Father: Ok, yes it is. Do you want me to peel the fart for you?
Daughter: So I can eat the fart?
Father: {Pause.} Yes.
Daughter: Ok yes peel the fart so I can eat it.
Father: Ok, here you go.
Daughter: Thanks, I love you.
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