December 2010
I JUST HAD SEX
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This is too damn funny to not tell as many people about as possible. I’m calling it the new We Are The World. Plus a cameo by John McEnroe?!
There are lights out on the cold, cold lake.
The solstice. One year ago I drove off from a safe place. I knew hearts, I had a home. I was forced to leave it all behind.
I drove with nothing ahead of me but my flesh and blood; or… Everything. Four years before that where was I? Georgia? Five years before that where was I? Seattle. I always seem to place New Years Eves like stones on a map. The bitten kiss that rings the New Year. Can...
Science magazine has named their top scientific... →
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Science and its publisher, AAAS, have recognized this first quantum machine as the 2010 Breakthrough of the Year. They have also compiled nine other important scientific accomplishments from this past year into a top 10 list, appearing in a special news feature in the journal’s 17 December 2010 issue. Additionally, Science news writers and editors have chosen to...
Tacos For Dinner
Mom: Tacos or meat loaf for dinner?
Me: Tacos
Mom: Bring your appetite. When will you be home?
Mom: Eta?
Mom: ???
Me: Can you pick me up at 6:45? My phone is going to die.
Mom: Walnut St?
Me: Yes
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Might be more like 7.
Mom: Tacos?
Me: No, my train gets in then.
Me: Tacos? 2?
Mom: How many tacos?
Me: Mom, chill with the tacos.
